Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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