@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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