so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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