Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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