is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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