More tranny stories later!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
