I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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