Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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