I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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