oh god the rape fog is back!
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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