i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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