Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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