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Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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