He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Ladies don't puke and tell
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
