apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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