What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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