Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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