Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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