distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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