I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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