Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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