We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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