So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
