this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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