there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
