she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I think weed is turning my hair brown
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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