do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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