physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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