What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
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I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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