just tell him i said nine months
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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