She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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