Walk of Shame. In a state park.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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