Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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