I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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