Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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