Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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