maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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