Soap is not a condiment
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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