2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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