it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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