If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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