Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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