dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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