I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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