I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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