in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
There's even glitter on my cock...
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