come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
barbara walters just said penis...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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