my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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