do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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