Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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