Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810) Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal. http://tfl.nu/hj11
  Replies (4) Good night (810) Bad night (921)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie http://tfl.nu/ez65
  Replies (12) Good night (2614) Bad night (823)
• Favorite

  (765): View more from Indiana

  looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (765): looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present... http://tfl.nu/0z7b
  Replies (268) Good night (896) Bad night (6957)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs http://tfl.nu/alw1
  Replies (14) Good night (3943) Bad night (810)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot. http://tfl.nu/a1lj
  Replies (65) Good night (28831) Bad night (2250)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting. http://tfl.nu/31wc
  Replies (14) Good night (6035) Bad night (1520)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now. http://tfl.nu/y7cf
  Replies (35) Good night (4253) Bad night (1828)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis. http://tfl.nu/iuvq
  Replies (28) Good night (6150) Bad night (1096)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!" http://tfl.nu/3xo9
  Replies (10) Good night (5448) Bad night (1336)
• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.

  (1-804): View more from Virginia

  pants will make it better? really?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand. (1-804): pants will make it better? really? http://tfl.nu/cx1r
  Replies (7) Good night (2439) Bad night (773)
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by

  (256): View more from Alabama

  he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by (256): he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch http://tfl.nu/0lqj
  Replies (13) Good night (2154) Bad night (841)
• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for. http://tfl.nu/5fqm
  Replies (2) Good night (1643) Bad night (647)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser http://tfl.nu/4p89
  Replies (5) Good night (552) Bad night (1098)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers. http://tfl.nu/n7z5
  Replies (3) Good night (837) Bad night (712)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Still breathing?

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.

  (503): View more from Oregon

  What.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Still breathing? (303): Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences. (503): What. http://tfl.nu/d219
  Replies (4) Good night (803) Bad night (420)

Randomize