I'll bet she douches with gravy.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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