just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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